BREAKING: Trump and Elon Musk Stage Joint Meltdown on X — Nation Braces for Impact
Trump challenged Musk to a physical duel. Musk responded with a tweet that simply said:
“Challenge accepted. Location: Mars. Bring ketchup.”
MAR-A-LAGO, FL / CYBERTRUCK HQ — June 6, 2025
President Donald Trump and billionaire techno-wizard Elon Musk simultaneously had public meltdowns on X (formerly Twitter), causing nationwide confusion, mass unfollowings, and at least three Teslas to drive themselves into lakes out of sheer embarrassment.
Trump posted a 12-part ALL CAPS thread at 3:12 a.m., claiming that he had invented social media and that X should now be renamed TRUTH.
“I STARTED THIS WHOLE INTERNET THING. ASK ANYONE! EVEN AL GORE SAID SO. ELON SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. SAD!”
Minutes later, Musk fired back from his orbital command center (or possibly just a beanbag in Austin) with a cryptic tweet:
“Trump is the MySpace of humans. #DogecoinIsTheNewDollar”
Trump immediately called Musk “a failing alien nerd with bad hair implants,” challenging him to a televised IQ-off “moderated by someone fair and unbiased, like Tucker Carlson or one of my sons.”
Not to be outdone, Musk rage-launched X-Premium-Diamond, a new $999/month subscription plan that gives users the ability to “edit other people’s tweets, block gravity, and livestream their thoughts directly into space.” He followed it up by renaming Earth to Xarth on Google Maps, which he somehow acquired in the middle of the meltdown.
Meanwhile, Trump tried to storm back into relevance by announcing TrumpGPT, an AI powered by “gut instinct, gold leaf, and zero reading.”
Both men have now declared themselves the true inventors of the electric car, free speech, and Mars.
In a last twist, Trump challenged Musk to a physical duel, but only under the condition that it takes place at a McDonald’s, where he’s “at peak power.”
Musk responded with a tweet that simply said:
“Challenge accepted. Location: Mars. Bring ketchup.”
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