Elon’s Exit – In a surprising turn of events, President Trump has announced a joint press conference with tech mogul Elon Musk, teasing a major revelation dubbed “Elon’s Exit”. Fox News
“The Future is Exiting,” Says Musk
In a plot twist, former President Donald Trump and Tesla CEO/part-time Mars enthusiast Elon Musk have announced a joint press conference to reveal a mysterious initiative titled ‘Elon’s Exit’.
“Elon is a terrific guy,” Trump told reporters outside the White House, “We’re working on something huge. It’s going to be the best exit—maybe in the history of exits. People say so. Lincoln couldn’t have pulled off a better one.”
While details remain vague, political analysts, conspiracy theorists, and several thousand bots have offered wild speculation. Among the top theories:
- Musk is finally stepping down from one of his companies to focus full-time on X (formerly Twitter, now just a lifestyle concept).
- Trump is preparing to “exit” Earth with Musk in a limited-edition MAGA rocket, destination: freedom (or Mars, whichever has looser extradition laws).
- The duo is launching a new cryptocurrency, “ExitCoin,” backed entirely by vibes and government subsidies.
Musk, for his part, offered a characteristically cryptic teaser via X, posting:
“The future is exiting.”
The typo—later confirmed to be intentional—was described by Musk as “a subtle commentary on the illusion of permanence in a post-linguistic, exit-curious society.”
Sources close to the event say the press conference will be held at SpaceX headquarters, with seating arranged in the shape of a dollar sign and a 30-foot hologram of the Constitution projected behind them—edited to include a new amendment about “presidential vibes.”
Meanwhile, Fox News has already launched a preemptive six-part docuseries titled “Exit Wounds: The Radical Brilliance of Trump & Musk”, with Tucker Carlson narrating from an undisclosed rural bunker.
Whether “Elon’s Exit” turns out to be a literal departure, a branding stunt, or the launch of a new electric vehicle called the Model F (for Freedom), one thing is certain:
Reality is no longer just stranger than fiction—it’s sponsored by it.